The federal government is going to spend approximately 3.4 billion dollars this year.  That is 3,400,000,000 dollars.  The government will receive about 2.2 billion dollars in taxes.  Ok; do the math… a deficit if 1.2 billion.  That is 1,200,000,000 dollars.  Those are big numbers; but that is not my point.  I know how to save the government 275,000 dollars and thereby putting a dent in the deficit and possibly saving public radio or even Planned Parenthood.  Now for those of you who do math; you know that none of this make sense.

However WE can save 275,000 dollars of federal money by not building that big freaking bridge in Woody Creek so a bunch of spandex wearing humans can be safe from going down a hill.  I thought that was what speed bumps are for.  We put them all through Woody Creek to slow those bikers down.  Why not put a few on the bike path?  Of course there are those that want to build the bridge so we can see the Woody Creek.  That makes sense especially when you consider its dry by the end of summer because of those selfish people up stream taking water to plush up their hobby farms.  Who cares about fish anyway?